February 2012
11 posts
4 tags
Feb 24th
3 tags
Oh joy
Benedict Cum-something or other is in Star Trek 2.  I can only assume this means we’ll have to endure months of rabid fangirls drawing pictures of Spock, Kirk and whoever he plays noshing each other off or an endless gallery of screen caps highlighting the secret homosexual love their characters have for each other because they just so happened to smile at each other once in the movie.
Feb 24th
2 notes
4 tags
Feb 23rd
1 note
Feb 22nd
Every time I shave my beard
I like to imagine James Blunt is right there in the bathroom serenading my hair with “Goodbye My Lover” as it leaves my face.
Feb 20th
4 tags
The Muppet movie soundtrack is just too bloody brilliant.
Feb 20th
1 note
2 tags
I've managed to hype myself up for the PS Vita far...
Unless of course it can walk on water, print bacon or suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
Feb 20th
It only just dawned on me
I’m old as balls.
Feb 19th
7 tags
25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
goodluckgoodnight: Also known as 25 stupid white girls.
Feb 13th
21 notes
4 tags
The Darkness 2
Anyone fancy going to 2K Games office in Windsor on Thursday to play The Darkness 2 and enjoy some pizza?
Feb 6th
2 notes
As a birthday treat, I've decided to treat my...
Yep, the days of the ball crushing, sack destroying skinny jeans are over for me. 
Feb 1st
1 note
January 2012
55 posts
1 tag
I think the most upsetting thing possible is...
My mums a tough ol’ bird, it’s probably something in the water up t’north, so Ive only ever seen her cry a handful of times.  Today Patches, one of our rabbits, passed away suddenly. Mums an absolute softy when it comes to animals, and she’s really taken Patches’ death quite badly and it’s been absolutely gutting seeing her cry this evening. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
1 note
Jan 23rd
189 notes
2 tags
Jan 23rd
24 notes
Jan 23rd
4,460 notes
Jan 21st
1 tag
Oh the things I’d do for a bar of pink and white nougat right now.
Jan 20th
1 tag
Ladies, take note:
Never waste an erection.
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
So La Senza has closed down...
averydifficultpigeon: I now have to use the skanktaculous Ann Summers for all my lingerie needs. Great, not only do I have to pay extra for the same stuff but I will waste an extra 20 minutes each time I go in laughing at all the sex toys and wasting more money on vibrators stuff…. Crotchless underwear
Jan 19th
4 notes
1 tag
Jan 19th
11,492 notes
Jan 18th
2,799 notes
Jan 18th
4,962 notes
Jan 18th
4,290 notes
2 tags
Jan 18th
233 notes
5 tags
Jan 18th
Every night I go to sleep hoping I'll wake up...
3/4 just isn’t good enough anymore.
Jan 18th
3 notes
1 tag
Whenever I'm with a woman and she's about to take...
There’s always a part of me that wants to say “Stop, don’t do this. Let’s leave things to my imagination” I mean, what if she has really disappointing nipples? 
Jan 17th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: do you prefer having the bitch on top or under you?
Jan 17th
6 notes
3 tags
Jan 16th
2 tags
Who the heck invented sparkling Ribena?
I want their head on a pike!
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
50 notes
4 tags
Waah Mass Effect 3 requires Origin. Waah EA are...
Build a fucking bridge and get over it. Origin is fine.
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
5 tags
Jan 13th
1 tag
Final Fantasy XIII-2 is looking pretty darn...
But I’ve been hurt so bad by Square Enix recently that I’m not sure if I can stand the heartache of yet another bad Final Fantasy.
Jan 13th
3 tags
The only thing Teddington High Street’s lacking is a pretzel shop.
Jan 13th
Jan 12th
41 notes
Anonymous asked: 1 3 5 22 34 last one
Jan 11th
Anonymous asked: 19 20 26 27 29 32 41 45 47
Jan 11th
After all these years, I've finally come to accept...
I’ll never be a sexy kpop superstar.
Jan 11th
2 tags
Jan 10th
averydifficultpigeon asked: 13 (specifically birthday related please).
Jan 10th
1 note
allthehorcrux asked: 4, 8, 21, 24, 33.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
137,613 notes
4 tags
Jan 10th
4 tags
Jan 10th
8,152 notes
I miss the days of being a grunger
Fashion was so simple, all you needed was a pair of blue jeans, a pair of DC’s, a Slipknot hoody and some chains from Sainsburys Homebase. Good times.
Jan 9th