Something something, sharks.: Archive

Dec 30th

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Galaxy Counters

Lunch of champions.

Dec 30th

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I had to buy a new keyboard and mouse because of the blatant ability bloat in Star Wars: The Old Republic. Managed to run out of potential usable keybinds by level 15 on my Sentinel.

Dec 29th

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I'm having a hard time adjusting to wearing...

Wearing my Marvel pyjamas the last few days has been bliss.

Dec 28th

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Mission abort, mission abort

Bane REALLY doesn’t want to be a Christmas bunny.

Dec 24th

Attempting to put one of the lindt bunny bells on...

Wish me luck.

Dec 24th

I'm Gods gift to women

He’s a bit shit when it comes to presents.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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allthehorcrux replied to your post: Last week I forced myself to listen to Mariah Carey’s original version of All I Want For Christmas Is You for 2 days straight in an attempt to get into the Christmas spirit. listen to george michael’s christmas song instead. I love Wham. The only problem is that one thing would lead to another and I’d sit there listening to Club Tropicana till the...

Dec 22nd

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Last week I forced myself to listen to Mariah...

Did it work? Not a fucking chance, but at least I now know what I want for Christmas.

Dec 22nd

All the ladies checkin' out my sugar lumps

Stop objectifying me and my crotch.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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What is with people that stand with their legs...

It doesn’t make you look like you have a hefty cock, it makes you look like you are a hefty cock.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Bored to tears at work today.

Manly tears.

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

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emeraldstreetxo replied to your photoset: Ever since my boss was sacked for masturbating in… You can get SACKED for that?! Bloody hell. Apparently so. If work wanks are a sackable offence, can someone please explain to me why we have disabled toilets?

Dec 21st

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This milk has quite obviously gone off, but I’ve just used the last of my coffee to make this damn drink and I’m not wasting good java.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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I've finally figured out what it is I don't like...

Everything.

Dec 21st

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Does the novelty of wandering around the house naked ever wear off?

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

Gonna have a CRACKIN' hangover tomorrow.

averydifficultpigeon: My family’s excuse? “You are the tallest so you need to drink the most.” So not only am I dying but I have just realised that I have been raised by a family of midgets. And once I am sober enough to read this again tomorrow morning I shall probably delete it. Goodnight!

Dec 18th

It’s a reindeer pyjama day.

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Awwwh, just had a group of little carol singers...

I almost felt bad as I chucked a freshly boiled kettle on them.

Dec 15th

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The Internet Justice League

tastefullyoffensive: by Caldwell Tanner

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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I need to start listening to music that isn’t the Tron Legacy soundtrack again. Recommendations?

Dec 14th

Apparently I'm gay

Or so the woman at the card shop now thinks as of today as I was buying a “to my husband on Christmas” card for my mum because I’m lovely, and she’s downright lazy.

Dec 14th

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