allthehorcrux asked: 4, 8, 21, 24, 33.

4) 3 things I love

Whoever’s stocking my fridge with fudge brownie milkshakes, exquisite breasts, not having a headache.

8) 4 turn offs

Aggressive crotch shaking by females, toilet humour, getting kicked in the cock, the word pussy.

21) What I find attractive in other people

Round faces/cheeks, liking the same inane shit that I do, asking me gratuitous questions on Tumblr.

24) My relationship with my parents

My mum’s more of a best friend than a mother, my father I’ll speak to a couple times a week. Nothing exciting or overly broken home like.

33) Something that’s currently worrying me

Is there enough space in my bedroom for a newer, bigger desk. 

Actually, make that whether or not my TV would look better mounted on the wall.